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Posted 25 August 2011 - 02:00 PM

Paintball pops breast implant...
The title says it all!

http://offthebench.n...ast-implant-yep
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 02:02 PM

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“It’s worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies.”

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 04:23 PM

I laughed when I saw the title...that has got to suck, I mean...I'm assuming it's not great to have all that liquid ruptured in your chest, and I'm sure it was not comfortable. I do wonder about this whole rule insisting that people with artificial breasts wear extra padding...lol, are they just going to ask whenever it looks like someone has implants....no more big chests without having to tell them you are fake.
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 05:02 PM

I'm really concerned now...
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 10:39 AM

Once again showing why Natural ones are always better.

Doorbells? Seriously? That's the swear filter?

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 02:24 PM

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“It’s worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies.”


:laugh:
Seriously, who thought that one up?

I think what they meant to say is "having bigger breasts will make you a bigger distraction while the rest of your team flanks".

That being said, I'm no expert on implants but having a paintball pop one? Just doesn't sound right.
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Posted 09 September 2011 - 11:55 AM

Is that the one that happen in England? :facepalm:
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 11:45 PM

Yes it is...
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 12:16 AM

View PostSouleater, on 04 September 2011 - 02:24 PM, said:

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“It’s worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies.”


:laugh:
Seriously, who thought that one up?

I think what they meant to say is "having bigger breasts will make you a bigger distraction while the rest of your team flanks".

That being said, I'm no expert on implants but having a paintball pop one? Just doesn't sound right.

Ive actually seen it happen...
a "well endowed" female friend was taking cover behind a tree...a narrow tree. A tree that might have concealed a slender teenager...but a fat dude or in this case, a chick with a hefty rack, could only hide so much...meaning not quite enough.
Her boobs were abused. Badly.
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 08:37 AM

I told them they needed to get wider trees.

...I bet those things got mad bounces. Painful, painful bounces.

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Posted 27 September 2011 - 07:45 PM

I gots me some buttox implants :P I'll march backwards from now on so I get bouncers instead of breaks :)
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 07:56 PM

You do get bounces off the chest...i've never found them to hurt...but they do bounce more often. I'm not huge though, like a c cup or something like that...it does make hiding behind trees a little bit more difficult.
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 08:08 PM

View PostPirate, on 27 August 2011 - 12:39 PM, said:


Doorbells? Seriously? That's the swear filter?



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Posted 27 September 2011 - 08:13 PM

LOL, thanks for sharing Mack. Now we all know to get oyu chest plaiting so your balls will break on impact :P
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 09:18 PM

Uhhh....
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