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Posted 25 March 2009 - 11:37 PM

View PostViolator, on Mar 24 2009, 08:40 PM, said:

I joined this lame forum called "Special Ops."

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 12:47 AM

Lets see...how bout not wearing a belt? does that count, the enemy team snuck round me, first time playing with this group buddy gets within 5' and my pants were loose so he pops me right on the (almost)bare skin of my butt, very painful, shortly after that i finished getting my clothing and now my tac vest has me covered :P :D
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 07:54 AM

mmm... yeah... Butt shots are not fun... One time in a speedball game I moved to the fifty (which at this particular field was a big 10'x10' wall) and didn't check on the location of the other team. Turns out one of them is already at the fifty and he decides to come around and shoot me right in the butt from about 4 feet as I was moving the other way... B)
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 08:53 AM

View Postjolly giant, on Mar 26 2009, 03:47 AM, said:

Lets see...how bout not wearing a belt? does that count, the enemy team snuck round me, first time playing with this group buddy gets within 5' and my pants were loose so he pops me right on the (almost)bare skin of my butt, very painful, shortly after that i finished getting my clothing and now my tac vest has me covered :P B)

haha. that happene to me once. except. im a girl, so they just kinda stopped and laughed/stared and i almost managed to turn around before they realized what i was doing and shot me anyway ;)

everyone says neck shots are the worst.. but damn butt shots suck. make it suck to sit down. ive never tried to sit on my neck so i dont notice it days afterwards like a butt shot
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 09:34 AM

This wasn't me, but my teammate. We were advancing on the enemy base and he plopped down flat on his belly and started hearing a weird buzzing noise. It wasn't long before he realized he had laid down on top of a bees nest. Next thing I know he's sprinting towards the other side of the field and I'm going "What the heck man...the base is the other way!?"...none of us had any idea why he was running until after the game was over.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:23 AM

View PostBecc, on Mar 26 2009, 08:53 AM, said:

View Postjolly giant, on Mar 26 2009, 03:47 AM, said:

Lets see...how bout not wearing a belt? does that count, the enemy team snuck round me, first time playing with this group buddy gets within 5' and my pants were loose so he pops me right on the (almost)bare skin of my butt, very painful, shortly after that i finished getting my clothing and now my tac vest has me covered :P :)

haha. that happene to me once. except. im a girl, so they just kinda stopped and laughed/stared and i almost managed to turn around before they realized what i was doing and shot me anyway :(

everyone says neck shots are the worst.. but damn butt shots suck. make it suck to sit down. ive never tried to sit on my neck so i dont notice it days afterwards like a butt shot

Yea.. I recommend not doing that. I did it a couple times on trampolines. Really not a fun experience...

Of course we just get a few people on there and beat the crap out of eachother (netting so you can't fall off) so we are bound to get hurt one way or another...
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 06:16 PM

ok so at a scenario game i brought a (Nerf) rocket launcher as an unconventional weapon.....

FYI in this part of the game i dropped my marker and pulled out a slingshot and a rocket...

at about half way through the first quarter of the game i was about to use the rocket but someone on the other team had snuck up super close and i didnt realize it.... so about 6 of our guys (including me) got lit up and i dropped the rocket.... (Which i still havent gotten back... its been 2 months...) then some kid in a banana suit picks it up.... and later on i learn that they used the rocket and won the first half with it.... =( hahahaha (ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!! hahaha)
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 06:38 PM

I play at a cow pasture. There was this patty that I thought was dry....So I put a 'ball into it. Y'know, like the German tank drivers used to do in North Africa, for luck......Yeah, it was pretty fresh....Cow poo flew...everywhere.....
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 06:41 PM

I lost my cool once after being repeatedly shot after making it obvious I was out

I mean, like, REALLY ANGRY, which for those of you who know me, is not who I am at all

other than that, I've bonus balled people on accident
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 08:37 PM

Made someone cough up blood and all sorts of nasty stuff. It was during one of the downed pilot missions at Elite Weekend. I was waiting in ambush along a trail, hiding behind a bush. It was the main trail- right down the middle of the area for this mission. The players were skulking down it, and they came around the little bend that I was watching. So I took my step out from the bush as the point man rounded the corner, and took one shot. It was a clean one in the mask, right in the grill. Then I saw him kind of hunch over, then go to his knees coughing up paint, blood and mucus. In the end he was all right, but now I really try not to shoot anyone in the mask. Lol. Not that I was trying in the first place.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 11:19 PM

Let's see...worst thing I've done in paintball...

Probably get banned from a rather well known and prominent regional tournament series for a year for Uber-bonus balling.
We were in the Semi-Finals, and I didn't like the guy at all anyway. I ran him down and bunkered him. He rubbed against the bunker, spun, and shot me and started yelling that it didn't break.
The Ref said that the paint on him was just 'bunker rub' and called me out. I called him a [string of words that I can't use here] and emptied a rather full Halo on him, then kicked his gun out of his hands when he went to shoot at me.

Apparently you can't do that... ;) But it's ok, cause the rest of my team still won the thing.
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 12:39 AM

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I play at a cow pasture. There was this patty that I thought was dry....So I put a 'ball into it. Y'know, like the German tank drivers used to do in North Africa, for luck......Yeah, it was pretty fresh....Cow poo flew...everywhere.....

ya definatly have done that one before, went all over my buddies but not me :P my buddy also did that but tried to kick it and ended up rather "smelly" for the rest of the gaem :P
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 07:49 AM

View Postjolly giant, on Mar 27 2009, 12:39 AM, said:

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I play at a cow pasture. There was this patty that I thought was dry....So I put a 'ball into it. Y'know, like the German tank drivers used to do in North Africa, for luck......Yeah, it was pretty fresh....Cow poo flew...everywhere.....

ya definatly have done that one before, went all over my buddies but not me :( my buddy also did that but tried to kick it and ended up rather "smelly" for the rest of the gaem :unsure:

I will remember to do that to a buddy if I ever see them standing near a patty :D
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:37 AM

View Postshadow_772, on Mar 26 2009, 01:23 PM, said:

View PostBecc, on Mar 26 2009, 08:53 AM, said:

View Postjolly giant, on Mar 26 2009, 03:47 AM, said:

Lets see...how bout not wearing a belt? does that count, the enemy team snuck round me, first time playing with this group buddy gets within 5' and my pants were loose so he pops me right on the (almost)bare skin of my butt, very painful, shortly after that i finished getting my clothing and now my tac vest has me covered :( :unsure:

haha. that happene to me once. except. im a girl, so they just kinda stopped and laughed/stared and i almost managed to turn around before they realized what i was doing and shot me anyway :(

everyone says neck shots are the worst.. but damn butt shots suck. make it suck to sit down. ive never tried to sit on my neck so i dont notice it days afterwards like a butt shot

Yea.. I recommend not doing that. I did it a couple times on trampolines. Really not a fun experience...

Of course we just get a few people on there and beat the crap out of eachother (netting so you can't fall off) so we are bound to get hurt one way or another...

lol... oh man... no lie, you totally just reminded me that the snow had melted, i ran out, did a flip on the good ol tramp, and came back to post this :D thank you

netting is for losers.

i think one of my favorite trampoline times ever was when we decided it would be fun for someone to be off the tramp and try to hit the people on it by rolling soccer balls... my brother came down on one, slipped sideways with the foot that hit it, and ended up doing a split over the metal rail on the outside of the trampoline. so glad im not a guy cuase it looked PAINFUL

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I play at a cow pasture. There was this patty that I thought was dry....So I put a 'ball into it. Y'know, like the German tank drivers used to do in North Africa, for luck......Yeah, it was pretty fresh....Cow poo flew...everywhere.....


hahahhaha i laughed for a solid minute about that
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:48 AM

The worst thing I've ever done? I surrendered a 10 year old handicapped kid last Sunday. All I saw was someone on the other side of a bunker so I poked him with my barrel and yelled SURRENDER!! SURRENDER!!! as loud as I could. Scared the crap out of him. As he walked away I felt about 2" tall. Thank goodness I didn't bunker him. That would have been much worse.

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