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Poll: On a crowded bus (10 member(s) have cast votes)

When you are standing and someone squeezes past you, do you

  1. push your crotch into a seated person (1 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  2. push your butt into a seated person (4 votes [40.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.00%

  3. I try not to think about it. (5 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

When seated on a crowded bus, what do you perfer to be in your face?

  1. Butt (8 votes [80.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 80.00%

  2. crotch (2 votes [20.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

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#1 User is offline   Puzuma 

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 12:10 PM

We've had polls on toilet paper(over or under). coke or pepsi, pie or cake, pirate or ninja,...

This might be the most controversial and epic poll of all!

And......


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Posted 29 May 2011 - 01:38 PM

never been on a bus....ever
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 02:41 PM

Haha, this is epic. I think that I make my choices on a case by case basis.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 03:30 PM

View PostMobles, on 29 May 2011 - 03:38 PM, said:

never been on a bus....ever



Same hear LOL

People see my ( or my dad or brother) and are intimidated. Where not scarey, heck I'm 5'9" and all 155bls, not a good frame for intimidation. Maybe its teh hat, theres somehting about a cowboy hat that people done want to mess with. That and why would there be a bus where I live, kinda out in the sticks for that.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 04:19 PM

How does one exactly push their crotch into a seated position?
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 04:20 PM

there doesnt even have to be someone sqeezing past me and ill still push my grion into someones face
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 04:41 PM

wait so if im stuck and a person decides to squeeze past me, Would I rather rub my crotch against their body or my rear end?

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 06:10 AM

I guess we need a controlled environment for the poll so would this be Puz's crotch/butt we are electing here in our face?
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 06:24 AM

if it's Puz butt/crotch...I'll just kill myself.
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 07:44 AM

View PostIrishMack, on 30 May 2011 - 07:24 AM, said:

if it's Puz butt/crotch...I'll just kill myself.


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Posted 30 May 2011 - 09:36 AM

View PostMOATI, on 30 May 2011 - 10:44 AM, said:

View PostIrishMack, on 30 May 2011 - 07:24 AM, said:

if it's Puz butt/crotch...I'll just kill myself.


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PUH-lease! :rolleyes: EVERYONE want Puz crotch in their face.
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 06:21 PM

Well at movie theatres that aren't stadium seating, I go Crotch towards the person (Actually, I usually go crotch towards them regardless of location).
Reason being, if I start to fall, I can catch myself with my arms easier. I've never had a situation where I had to push in to a seated person anyway.

Now, if it's squeezing between standing people, I follow the golden rule. Passing men, it's Hole to Hole or Pole to Pole. Passing women, it doesn't matter. But I usually give them the pole side...

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 06:57 PM

I'm not normally in such situations...but I go both ways...if the person is really fat, I tend to go butt towards em, if they are thin I go the other way...not sure why.
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 08:02 PM

I'm always wearing a leather gun belt, so no one buts in on me :)
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:51 AM

If it's a hot chick, I ram my junk in her face. If it ain't, I find another bus.
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