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Posted 16 April 2009 - 12:19 AM

I'm actually really thankful for this. My girlfriend is willing to give PB a try, but she's anxious. Hopefully this will alleviate some of those fears.
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 01:20 AM

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 02:23 AM, said:

....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Ya, now i feel all skeevy...ewwwwww...thanks becc... :D

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 01:40 AM

View PostBecc, on Apr 13 2009, 03:08 PM, said:

"I meant... like... a romantic date involving a helecopter?" What could be more romantic than me shooting my balls all over you? And you returning the favor? Hell we can even involve a few other guys/girls if you want... plus one of the fields has a helecopter on it!
Ok ok serious time. There really is nothing more romantic than paintball. Its hard work, teamwork, helping her through a challenge, all rolled into one. Adrenaline makes you want stuff more too, apparently. Not to mention, most big games involve camping that night. One of the best dates I've ever had was paintball, trip to DQ (where we completely covered the chairs in paint while cuddling and sharing chocolate icecream), a swim at a lake at sunset to rinse off the paint, and then sitting around a campfire while he sang badly to 80's songs. Plus, if you can convince her you're really thinking of her best interests and bring out the emotional working together to solve problems crap, you are so in. And lets face it guys you'd rather paintball to a $200 dinner that wouldnt even fill up her miniature poodle.

You forgot the part about sharing bunkers in a firefight.
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...too bad she turned out to be a psycho (quite literally) :D
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 08:13 PM

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? B)
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 08:19 PM

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :)


lol, for some reason hearing that the bra/thong are camo makes me think thats all she plays in B)
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 09:05 PM

View Postd4rkmonkey, on Apr 16 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D


lol, for some reason hearing that the bra/thong are camo makes me hope thats all she plays in :)


Fixed. Sicko.





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Posted 16 April 2009 - 09:45 PM

View PostI.K.E., on Apr 17 2009, 12:05 AM, said:

View Postd4rkmonkey, on Apr 16 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D


lol, for some reason hearing that the bra/thong are camo makes me hope thats all she plays in :)


Fixed. Sicko.





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Posted 16 April 2009 - 10:31 PM

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :)



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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:38 AM

View PostLegato, on Apr 16 2009, 04:20 AM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 02:23 AM, said:

....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Ya, now i feel all skeevy...ewwwwww...thanks becc... :dodgy:

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lol...
dude, it had like fishnet over the pink, and lace, and it was sooo sexy :huh: :laugh:
lol well next time dont read a post i make about underwear?

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View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D


lol, for some reason hearing that the bra/thong are camo makes me think thats all she plays in :o

hahaha *facepalm* *headdesk* this is awful...
im just saying, these things are important to girls. is ammo for yall. course, they may wonder how you know so much about my underwear, but just have her read this.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:16 AM

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 17 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D



When the girl is underage and half my age...yes.

Heh, well, she is my age. :ghillie:
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:38 AM

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 17 2009, 02:16 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 17 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D



When the girl is underage and half my age...yes.

Heh, well, she is my age. :ghillie:

and she has a boyfriend twice your size whod love to beat you up :D
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:12 PM

View PostBecc, on Apr 17 2009, 01:38 PM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 17 2009, 02:16 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 17 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D



When the girl is underage and half my age...yes.

Heh, well, she is my age. :dodgy:

and she has a boyfriend twice your size whod love to beat you up :P

Lol, twice my size? Whatever, I have a GF, who might be interested in paintball. Her older bro plays, so it's not too foreign to her :) .
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:36 PM

View PostLegato, on Apr 16 2009, 11:45 PM, said:

View PostI.K.E., on Apr 17 2009, 12:05 AM, said:

View Postd4rkmonkey, on Apr 16 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

View Postslowerpig81, on Apr 16 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :)


lol, for some reason hearing that the bra/thong are camo makes me hope thats all she plays in :dodgy:


Fixed. Sicko.





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Posted 18 April 2009 - 02:47 PM

View PostI.K.E., on Apr 17 2009, 06:36 PM, said:

View PostLegato, on Apr 16 2009, 11:45 PM, said:

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View PostClumsyNinja, on Apr 16 2009, 01:23 AM, said:

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


....are we learning too much about you and your friend's underwear here??

Is that even possible? :D


lol, for some reason hearing that the bra/thong are camo makes me hope thats all she plays in :happy:


Fixed. Sicko.





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Ike you are ok...but monkey....run...run fast

Whew! I was worried there for a second!


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Posted 22 April 2009 - 09:31 PM

Lol. Teenagers and hormones. :rolleyes: Though I'm still technically a teenager . . . hmm.

Great write-up though. My friend wants me to take she and her bf paintballing this summer. The thong part will be extremely awkward, cause, well, she's my ex gf.
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