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#1 User is offline   TacticsWiz 

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:11 AM

okay to start it off I have to say Canadians are awesome and wicked nice. Okay I'm vacationing in Vermont and there's a bike path that crosses the border between Canada in the US. okay so I go running without my passport (intentionally) I get to nthe border corssing and am waiting in line behind the car. I talked to the Canadian customs agent and he said "do you have and ID?" i said no. I said i wanted to run right across then imdeiately pull a U turn after running a few feet into Canada. He smiled and said "sure, no problem." then he said "if the americans give you trouble just wave me over and I'll tell them you were here for two secconds." Crossing back the American gave me this whole lecture. I just don't get it. Oh well that was my weekend how bout you?
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:13 AM

I got tickets to a Ted Nugent concert from my brother.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:21 AM

View PostTacticsWiz, on Aug 1 2007, 10:11 AM, said:

I just don't get it.

And you never will....

Canada has a "Laid back" quotient. Failure to meet this quotient results in heavy fines, 5 years jail time and the death penalty (hanging).
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:29 AM

I'm up in montreal now. I love this city. I'm considering going to mcgill I even want to learn french.
The following conversation is between my cross country coach and me:
Coach-Today were doing hill sprints.
Me-How many?
Caoch-We'll stop when i get tired
Me-But you're' not running
Coach- I know that.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:47 AM

View PostPuzuma, on Aug 1 2007, 10:21 AM, said:

View PostTacticsWiz, on Aug 1 2007, 10:11 AM, said:

I just don't get it.

And you never will....

Canada has a "Laid back" quotient. Failure to meet this quotient results in heavy fines, 5 years jail time and the death penalty (hanging).


So are you telling me that there's a group of goose stepping "Nice Police" walking around enforcing the "laid back quotient"?

Or is it more like, "Ok you little hoser, you've had you final meal of pancakes and syrp with Canadian bacon. Was it pretty good, eh? Ok, now if you could just be a pal and slip this noose on so we can get this thing done and go watch the hockey game now. Any last words, eh?"
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:51 AM

that's the way the death penalty should be!
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Me-How many?
Caoch-We'll stop when i get tired
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:11 AM

Well you (intentionally) crossed the border without ID/passport which youre supposed to have, one bent the rules, one did not.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:22 AM

Canadians still use hanging?
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:25 AM

View PostPzippy, on Aug 1 2007, 09:22 AM, said:

Canadians still use hanging?

Its more exiting to watch that using a lethal injection.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:54 AM

View PostZombieAtak, on Aug 1 2007, 10:47 AM, said:

View PostPuzuma, on Aug 1 2007, 10:21 AM, said:

View PostTacticsWiz, on Aug 1 2007, 10:11 AM, said:

I just don't get it.

And you never will....

Canada has a "Laid back" quotient. Failure to meet this quotient results in heavy fines, 5 years jail time and the death penalty (hanging).


So are you telling me that there's a group of goose stepping "Nice Police" walking around enforcing the "laid back quotient"?

Or is it more like, "Ok you little hoser, you've had you final meal of pancakes and syrp with Canadian bacon. Was it pretty good, eh? Ok, now if you could just be a pal and slip this noose on so we can get this thing done and go watch the hockey game now. Any last words, eh?"


Nice police on patrol:
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View PostPzippy, on Aug 1 2007, 12:22 PM, said:

Canadians still use hanging?

The official hangman is still on the government payroll. If he's not dead yet he's in his 90's.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 10:07 AM

Montreal is an awesome city apart from all the smoking :ick: The ladies there are smokin' and the food is too good.

And there are the Nice Police and the OPP, the OPP are the Official Party Poopers.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:01 PM

View PostPuzuma, on Aug 1 2007, 12:54 PM, said:

The official hangman is still on the government payroll. If he's not dead yet he's in his 90's.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:43 PM

View PostPooker, on Aug 1 2007, 01:07 PM, said:

Montreal is an awesome city apart from all the smoking :ick: The ladies there are smokin' and the food is too good.

And there are the Nice Police and the OPP, the OPP are the Official Party Poopers.


As in all the ladies smoke, the hot ladies are bad, or smoking is gross but the ladies are hot?
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:50 PM

Hmmm it wont be long before an actual Terrorist starts noticing that the Canadian Border is so Lax that the Terrorist can terrorize the US "at will" and safely cross the Canadian Border without being hasseled by Lazy Arse Canadian Border Guard.
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