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#676 User is offline   lonewolf1000 

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 12:27 PM

Me and another fella were talkin about remote lines and a noob over heard us and thought it sounded awesome. So my friend lent him a remote and the noob had it all hooked up so we went out to play so he could test it. Right before the game starts he yells," hey guys where the hell do i put my tank...Am i supposed to hold it in my hand?!?!?!?!?!"
It was proly funnier to be there
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 03:13 PM

I played with a kid. Kinda young kid. Really anxious to get on the field and play, which is a good thing. We start the game and he forgot to screw on his tank. 2 minutes into the game he looks down at his marker and said aw sh** gets up and leaves. LOL. That was funny. I could of said something earlier but, I wanted to see how long it would take him to notice.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 03:46 PM

I walk up to my favorite woodsball field's staging area, and pull my mag (with a single trigger) out. As i am assembling it, a kid with a rap-4 98c with a 22inch barrel walks up and says, "Have you ever played in the woods?"
I assure him that I have, and then he proceeds to say this:
"Well you look like a person who will spray and pray and will use a loud gun"
I look back at my mag, then at his tippmann, I silently rage and then ignore the kid for the rest of the day.

For all of his 'super cool woods stuff', he didn't eliminate anybody.

I wish i was lying about this.

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This post has been edited by Invictusone: 29 November 2010 - 04:03 PM

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#679 User is offline   voltron 

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 04:17 PM

View PostPirate, on 25 September 2010 - 03:15 PM, said:

View PostI.K.E., on 21 September 2010 - 06:01 PM, said:

"Chiggers? What are those?" After I told him to spray his ankles with deet.

Hey. That is our word.


Haha lol
on topic: i was at an indoor field and it was hot out so i just went in shorts a tshirt my podpack and sneakers and about 3 games in the sole came off one shoe so i took them off and went barefoot. Abig group of newbies came in and saw me palying like that and they actually started to fight over who got me on their team and i'm not even that good.

guy1- he's on my team. I called him first and theres nothing you can do about it.
guy2- he looks like he would kill anyone on the other team. I don't want to die.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 04:19 PM

View Postvoltron, on 29 November 2010 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostPirate, on 25 September 2010 - 03:15 PM, said:

View PostI.K.E., on 21 September 2010 - 06:01 PM, said:

"Chiggers? What are those?" After I told him to spray his ankles with deet.

Hey. That is our word.


Haha lol
on topic: i was at an indoor field and it was hot out so i just went in shorts a tshirt my podpack and sneakers and about 3 games in the sole came off one shoe so i took them off and went barefoot. Abig group of newbies came in and saw me palying like that and they actually started to fight over who got me on their team and i'm not even that good.

guy1- he's on my team. I called him first and theres nothing you can do about it.
guy2- he looks like he would kill anyone on the other team. I don't want to die.


i think its funnier that you went barefoot lol. Didnt stepping on shells hurt? Not that thats a noob move thats just awesome but i did a double take when you said barefoot lol. Honestly, i would want you on my team haha
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 04:24 PM

I am not gonna lie, if a guy was playing in bare feet, I would be slightly intimidated. Not to the extent that these kids displayed, or so much so that I would alter my play, but still, thats a pretty awesome thing to do.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 04:29 PM

View PostBenaiah, on 29 November 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:

View Postvoltron, on 29 November 2010 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostPirate, on 25 September 2010 - 03:15 PM, said:

View PostI.K.E., on 21 September 2010 - 06:01 PM, said:

"Chiggers? What are those?" After I told him to spray his ankles with deet.

Hey. That is our word.


Haha lol
on topic: i was at an indoor field and it was hot out so i just went in shorts a tshirt my podpack and sneakers and about 3 games in the sole came off one shoe so i took them off and went barefoot. Abig group of newbies came in and saw me palying like that and they actually started to fight over who got me on their team and i'm not even that good.

guy1- he's on my team. I called him first and theres nothing you can do about it.
guy2- he looks like he would kill anyone on the other team. I don't want to die.


i think its funnier that you went barefoot lol. Didnt stepping on shells hurt? Not that thats a noob move thats just awesome but i did a double take when you said barefoot lol. Honestly, i would want you on my team haha


It hurt at first but you kinda forget about it when the adrenaline kicks i. It was probably the most fun ive had in a long time

This post has been edited by voltron: 29 November 2010 - 04:40 PM

Furthermore - if you are "deuce-ing" during a game, you have more things to worry about than camo kneepads. -ger

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 02:49 PM

View PostInvictusone, on 29 November 2010 - 04:24 PM, said:

I am not gonna lie, if a guy was playing in bare feet, I would be slightly intimidated. Not to the extent that these kids displayed, or so much so that I would alter my play, but still, thats a pretty awesome thing to do.

I think its a pretty dumb move myself. Way too easy to get hurt, although he said indoor so there isn't as much of a chance to cut yourself on random objects I assume.


This thread has gotten bad. At first it seemed like a "cute" thread good for bringing back memories (lol). But somewhere along the way it turned into a dissing on the new guys thread (not all, but it seems like most)..
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 12:04 AM

View Postvoltron, on 29 November 2010 - 06:17 PM, said:

Haha lol
on topic: i was at an indoor field and it was hot out so i just went in shorts a tshirt my podpack and sneakers and about 3 games in the sole came off one shoe so i took them off and went barefoot. Abig group of newbies came in and saw me palying like that and they actually started to fight over who got me on their team and i'm not even that good.

guy1- he's on my team. I called him first and theres nothing you can do about it.
guy2- he looks like he would kill anyone on the other team. I don't want to die.


IIRC Irish Mack says she plays barefoot.

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 11:45 AM

View Postlonewolf1000, on 28 November 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

Me and another fella were talkin about remote lines and a noob over heard us and thought it sounded awesome. So my friend lent him a remote and the noob had it all hooked up so we went out to play so he could test it. Right before the game starts he yells," hey guys where the hell do i put my tank...Am i supposed to hold it in my hand?!?!?!?!?!"
It was proly funnier to be there

Does this show a 'noobs' ignorance or the loaner not thinking as to whether the 'noob' would require a bottle pack to try it out?
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 06:34 PM

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 06:40 PM

Legato's right, I do play barefooted, well, when the fields will let me. standard woods aren't to bad, playing in a shale pit isn't as fun....I have friends who play in vibrams, he's pretty sick at it. I do find that people are a little indimidated by someone playing barefoot, not sure why.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 11:35 AM

It probably has to do with their fear of Native Americans

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:25 PM

View Postoldhunter, on 02 December 2010 - 11:35 AM, said:

It probly has to do with there fear of Native Ameracans

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Got asked "is that thing relle?" guy was potting at my alpha black when i was taking the hopper off. Didnt know what to say.


I'm sorry, but I have to comment on your absolutely awful spelling. There IS a spell check on here :S
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 06:06 PM

There is about 6 twelve year olds at the field I play at. I see the mom watching the kids directicng the kids to pick the paintballs off the ground. I kindly walk over to her and tell her that the paintballs from the ground will jam the markers. She just gives me the evil eye and proceeds to yell at the top of her lungs for everyone to pick up 10 paintballs off the ground. Not much of a noob moment but just annoying.

Noob:Hey kid what gun uve got there? a crappy brass eagly?*pointing at my lime limited edition green MINi*
me and my paintball friends: we just burst out laughing and he walks away confused
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