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Kingon Defense Academy Protect your Burger King Star Trek glasses! Rate Topic: -----

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Post icon  Posted 14 May 2009 - 08:35 PM

I'm pretty sure that you have seen all those Star Trek "Kingon" commercials where The King" come up a steals someone's Star Trek glass. Well It looks like Burger King has a Youtube channel dedicated to "protecting yourself from a Kingon attack" called....

Kingon Defense Academy

The "teach" you some funny defence moves to protect you glass like;

"Warp-Five Wedgie"
"Talaxian Limb Paralysis"
"Dozarian Flat Tire"

...and some other really funny ones. Check them out if you want a good laugh.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:55 AM

I am a successful graduate of the Kingon Defense Academy!
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