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#241 User is offline   Eskimo 

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:01 PM

^^ yea total confusion of words aan310
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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:09 PM

View PostEskimo, on Aug 5 2008, 09:01 PM, said:

^^ yea total confusion of words aan310

really? maybe i read wrong...
that makes me the n00b, xD
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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:58 PM

I really want to actually meet this guy, but this is what I've heard from several people. The guy isn't really a noob, he's just not very smart. (i'll call him NXT)

Person A: "what do you shoot?"
Mr. NXT: "NXT Shocker"
Person A: "eh... I don't really like Smart Parts"
Mr. NXT: "but it's not from Smart Parts"
Person A: ".......what?"
Mr. NXT: "It's an NXT Shocker"
Person A: "and it's made by Smart Parts"
Mr. NXT: "It's made by NXT"
Person A: "It's a Smart Parts Shocker NXT"
Mr. NXT: "No"
Person A walks away shaking his head
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Post icon  Posted 03 January 2009 - 12:36 PM

Couple of freinds of mine were at the local paintball field for his cousins paintball party. Most of the kids had only played paintball maybe once or twice. I pulled out my a5 and they said oooo nice gun you must be good. They never had played with me before but just becuase the mods on mine looked good they thought I was good compared to their $20 markers from dunhams.

Then after a couple of games they start to say it sucks becuase it doesn't shoot more than one shot per trigger pull. ( Little did they know in a couple more times of paintball that their crappy markers would break becuase of the rapid shhoting and the countless abuse.)

I just ignored what they said and moved on. The next game my freind and I ended up kicking their butts.

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 01:36 PM

i had a funny one last night, sadly, with a bunch of stupid kids who couldn't follow simple rules.
but this was funny....

referring to me:

cool, we got the full-auto guy on our team!

kid to me: hey how much did i cost to get your gun full auto?
me: it's semi.
kid: oh...so...you just made the trigger extra sensitive? how?
me: this is a mostly stock model 98.

the kicker: they were all renting model 98s.

i dont even shoot much, about 200-300/hr.
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 01:46 PM

I took out my BT TM-7, and had a guy try to tell me that BT buys Invert Minis, takes them out of the box, and puts them in the shells of the TM-7. I asked if he meant the internals, and he said "No, the whole marker. Thats why TM-7s cost $800, its two whole markers in 1"

I asked why mine only cost me $400...

"Well obviously yours doesn't have a Mini inside it"

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 03:03 PM

View PostKman866, on May 12 2008, 05:40 PM, said:

here's something I did.
i get migranes alot, and i got one during pplay. i went inside the shop to sitdown for a bit and rest my head. a guy walks in with an ion, and i couldn't see well AT ALL. everything was kinda blurry and the gun looked kinda purple.
well another guy had a purple pm5 and i asked the dude with the ion,"nice pm5..." his response- "umm it's an ion... lol"
the field owner thought i was kinda annoying because i was having alot of fun and talking alot... he was sitting behind the counter on his computer.
man i was so embarrassed.



dude, i SO know where youre coming from. ive done some weird poo with headaches, especially during paintball... and reffing... reffing is always interesting. called a guy out cause he head a red fox logo on his black hat and i couldnt tell it wasnt paint. then i went to take some meds. i also failed a math final that way... but i still got a b+ in the class (d on final, b avg in class... grading errors ftw)


i once had a noob ask me if it was ok to take his mask off as long as he kept his eyes closed. i asked him how he planned on shooting with his eyes closed, he said hed only open them to aim...

there are so many things wrong with that sentance i didnt know what to say. other than wheres the duct tape im making sure you dont take your mask off
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 04:46 PM

Today was probably one of the funniest ones I've heard.
We're standing at the starting point getting ready to start a game. The field is almost a speedball field (cleared field, pallet/concrete bunkers) and is maybe half a football field.
I'm wearing my Destiny jersey, Empire pants, with a Purple Marq6 and mask (I painted a Grill). I'm also carrying 7 pods.

This kid looks at me and says, in complete seriousness, "Ok, you're going to sit back in the trees and be a sniper."
Everyone looked at him, then over to the guy in a Ghillie suit and custom snipering gun. The kid didn't get it.
It's probably one of those things you had to be there for, because it was pretty quiet, and he walked passed the Ghillied guy to say that too me.
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 05:08 PM

It's near the end of my time playing and a kid comes over and says, "What kind of gun is that?"
Me:"A Phantom"
Kid:"Cool my brother has one"
Me:"That's cool"
Kid:"Yeah it's an Ion Phantom and it shoots way faster than yours"
ME:*facepalm*
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 06:41 PM

View PostBecc, on Jan 3 2009, 05:03 PM, said:

View PostKman866, on May 12 2008, 05:40 PM, said:

here's something I did.
i get migranes alot, and i got one during pplay. i went inside the shop to sitdown for a bit and rest my head. a guy walks in with an ion, and i couldn't see well AT ALL. everything was kinda blurry and the gun looked kinda purple.
well another guy had a purple pm5 and i asked the dude with the ion,"nice pm5..." his response- "umm it's an ion... lol"
the field owner thought i was kinda annoying because i was having alot of fun and talking alot... he was sitting behind the counter on his computer.
man i was so embarrassed.



dude, i SO know where youre coming from. ive done some weird poo with headaches, especially during paintball... and reffing... reffing is always interesting. called a guy out cause he head a red fox logo on his black hat and i couldnt tell it wasnt paint. then i went to take some meds. i also failed a math final that way... but i still got a b+ in the class (d on final, b avg in class... grading errors ftw)


i once had a noob ask me if it was ok to take his mask off as long as he kept his eyes closed. i asked him how he planned on shooting with his eyes closed, he said hed only open them to aim...

there are so many things wrong with that sentance i didnt know what to say. other than wheres the duct tape im making sure you dont take your mask off


I would have done the same thing, or maybe just make him not take off the goggles till he leaves for home. Bec you rock
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 10:47 PM

This is one my Dad told me about. It happened today, but I missed it.

*My Dad just took a Brass Eagle Tigershark (the old black style) from his bag*
Kid: *looking puzzled* Is that real?
Dad: What do you mean?
Kid: What is that?
Dad: It's a Tigershark.
Kid: What's it shoot?

My Dad then explained to the kid what pump guns were.
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 11:17 PM

Some maybe, 13ish year old kid came up to me with his Tippy and his camo a while back and this is how our conversation went.
Kid: "What are you doing with that gun?"
Me: "..Playing paintball."
Kid: "What?"
Me: "Playing paintball!"
Kid: "This is a man's game, girls don't play!"
Me: "Hahahahahaha."
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 11:45 PM

so i was playing paintball today and this kid gets shot in the leg and rips off his mask. i call for game off and start to lecture him about how unsafe it is and he is just ranting about how much it hurts to get shot in the leg. Then he just tried to explain to me afterwords how his mask was slipping off. that is why i don't like noobz...

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 12:02 AM

I after having a hard time dealing with putting paintballs in my pockets for my phantom, I walked into the pro shop/store. I ask the owner
"Do you have any 10 round tubes I can buy" to which he replies...
"why would we have those... they are obsolete"
I guess because markers these day shoot a 17 or higher bps rate, playing with a pump shouldn't be done... (sarcasm/off)

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 12:34 AM

Noob: "Look at this guy he is sponsered by the Feild"

He came to this conclusion because my jersey says Dye and the name of the field is Diehard paintball.
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