Stupid freshman What we upperclassmen go through.
Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:11 PM
As a senior, I was known as "The Emperor." Kids would bow, literally, hands-and-knees "we're-not-worthy"-style, bow to me. By my final semester of school, I had amassed a small army of followers (which conststed of approximately 300 individuals, more or less) to my cause. I had more authority in their lives than the entire faculty combined. We did it up big, too. I appointed "police officers" (select individuals who would FEMALE DOG-slap people who tried to be funny but desperately failed), "secret service personnel" (people who would conspire and prevail against the select few who conspired and failed against me), the "Imperial Military" (a group of kids who would go around harrassing and pranking the "anti-imperials" to make them shut up), my "cabinet" (the closest followers of the "Empirial Code"), and my "Court Jester" (a guy who personally gave himself up for slavery to me, who later on became my second in command), just to name a few.
If anyone wants to hear some specific stories, let me know, because this is a lot to write if no one's going to care.
Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:41 PM
I instituted by "Royal Decree" that the third Tuesday of every September be "Condom Day." Basically, on this day, all Imperials would bring condoms, inflate them and put them all over campus. We would volley them around, put them in teachers's chairs, pop them, hit people with them, and otherwise do anything and everything you can do with a condom EXCEPT what they were intended for. And this was done on such a huge scale that nobody really got into trouble for it. What, were they gonna put a third of the student body in ISS? To this day, "Condom Day is still openly embraced and celebrated by students, and all the faculty can do in retaliation is pull the entire student body out of class and make them take them all down.
Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:58 PM
About once every two months at random, a text message would be sent to each "officer" of the Empire (one in each classroom, if possible) stating that at a certain time that day, there would be a "Donkey Time". The time was the same for all officers. And what the officers would do was alert the other imperials in their class and give them the time. Then, when the time came around, everyone in the Empire would simoultaneously scream "DONKEY TIME!!!" and randomly start frantically dry-humping stuff (desks, tables, cabinets, other students...) while screaming for about five minutes. After this was over, the students still remaining in class would sit back down and carry on as usual. And again, the sheer numbers involved in such acts made punishment next to impossible, as administrators had to individually discipline and file the appropriate paperwork for every single student involved. Eventually, they just gave up.
This post has been edited by Ka1iBuR: 12 January 2009 - 06:59 PM
Posted 12 January 2009 - 07:11 PM
Your grace...Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought honourably. And Rhaegar died. - Ser Jorah Mormont
Posted 13 January 2009 - 10:26 PM
His shadow floated into my field of vision, and I shot into the lamplight. I yelled at the top of my lungs, making screeching animal noise as I gave him a facefull of aerosol rubber. Teenage boys bolted into the parking lot. My mask distorted my voice into a buzzing retch as I strafed the seated rows of girls and danced before the main entrence, stomping and crumping before chasing the smallest kid out onto the asphalt. Halfway into the lot, I relented. I pivoted my head back to the corner as a tank pivots it's main gun. Two boys had regrouped, stooped like ballers in the flickering light. I stared, and then exploded towards them. They fled like bugs from an overturned rock, into the safety of some brick pillars. Through fogged lenses I distinguished figures staggering back, throwing, of all things, a fruit box into my path. I powered through the obstacle and arrived at my original position. No one moved. Occluded eye sockets stared at me. I figured it was done.
I planted my feet, and took a bow.
Posted 14 January 2009 - 04:48 PM
Posted 14 January 2009 - 09:03 PM
hahaha was that when garret was flipping poo on that kid lol..ahh good times..he was scared out of his mind
wasn't that on high school stories? on mtv?
This post has been edited by Midnight Phenom: 14 January 2009 - 09:04 PM
Posted 14 January 2009 - 09:18 PM
Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:05 PM
wasn't that on high school stories? on mtv?
I dont know. Just know what we did.