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#16 User is offline   RC 5213 

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:17 PM

View PostH3 Proto, on Oct 22 2009, 10:56 PM, said:

Oh yeah. Today we were learning about the Constitution. I said we should've stopped at 12 amendments. Then we'd still have slavery and we wouldn't have women voting. Some girls told my history teacher (lol I'm a Junior). He just laughed.


I wish I could have been there....
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:04 PM

I always pull out the interent connection for my english teacher. Its sooo funny.

...um what else have I or my classmates done....
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 03:40 AM

Does dating my student teacher in Senior English count? (She was 21, I was 18).
We were actually dating before she came to our class. She requested to work with my teacher because she was really well respected and stuff.
First day of class, our teacher stands up and goes to introduce her. It went something like this.
Teach: Class, this is our new student teacher Ms....
Me: Ms. Allison Towers, born [##/#/####], likes Mexican and Italian food, dogs, and Red Stripe. Hates Michael Bay movies, people that put a bunch of cosmetic upgrades on crappy cars, and McDonald's
Teach: Amm...I don't know, Ms. Towers, is that correct?
Allison: Pretty much, yeah.
Me: Yeah, I think I'm psychic.

We continued doing that for about a week. She'd fill me in on whatever little surprises/secrets the teacher had planned for the next day. People didn't figure it out until we showed up at a party together.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 05:14 AM

View PostH3 Proto, on Oct 22 2009, 09:56 PM, said:

Oh yeah. Today we were learning about the Constitution. I said we should've stopped at 12 amendments. Then we'd still have slavery and we wouldn't have women voting. Some girls told my history teacher (lol I'm a Junior). He just laughed.


My history teacher asked if I wanted to hear a funny joke, I said yeah, and he goes "Women's rights!". I burst out laughing along with everyone else in earshot. While all the girls just stood there.





As for my pranks, maybe later. I have school in 7 minutes. I'm not dressed, and not sure the day of the week.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 05:35 AM

Changing the desktop background on my history teachers computer to look like the background with icons...then hide the real icons and tool bar. Hilarity for the entire period.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 06:47 AM

View PostCptObvious, on Oct 23 2009, 08:35 AM, said:

Changing the desktop background on my history teachers computer to look like the background with icons...then hide the real icons and tool bar. Hilarity for the entire period.



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Posted 23 October 2009 - 07:21 AM

Sometimes its fun to hit the power switch to a row of computers in my comp tech class. Then you watch a row of black screens pop up and a bunch of sophomores scream in terror because their assignment is gone. All my teacher says is, "You should have saved more often. Start over."
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:08 AM

View PostPirate, on Oct 23 2009, 06:40 AM, said:

Does dating my student teacher in Senior English count? (She was 21, I was 18).
We were actually dating before she came to our class. She requested to work with my teacher because she was really well respected and stuff.
First day of class, our teacher stands up and goes to introduce her. It went something like this.
Teach: Class, this is our new student teacher Ms....
Me: Ms. Allison Towers, born [##/#/####], likes Mexican and Italian food, dogs, and Red Stripe. Hates Michael Bay movies, people that put a bunch of cosmetic upgrades on crappy cars, and McDonald's
Teach: Amm...I don't know, Ms. Towers, is that correct?
Allison: Pretty much, yeah.
Me: Yeah, I think I'm psychic.

We continued doing that for about a week. She'd fill me in on whatever little surprises/secrets the teacher had planned for the next day. People didn't figure it out until we showed up at a party together.


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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:10 AM

I wrote a C++ script that wrote an infinite loop text string to a .txt file on the school's server. Ever see 26gb of "HAHA" in a single file?

It managed to bring down the school server giving everyone school wide a BSoD.

It was especially funny because at the time they were trying to clean up space for students by removing movie files and songs people had downloaded. We were neck & neck (they deleted files at the same rate I was writing). I distributed my script to two friends and we won the war!

We didn't even get in trouble. It was the CS class on writing text to a file so I argued that I was simply applying my knowledge.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 03:26 PM

View PostCapnStank, on Oct 23 2009, 09:10 AM, said:

I wrote a C++ script that wrote an infinite loop text string to a .txt file on the school's server. Ever see 26gb of "HAHA" in a single file?

It managed to bring down the school server giving everyone school wide a BSoD.

It was especially funny because at the time they were trying to clean up space for students by removing movie files and songs people had downloaded. We were neck & neck (they deleted files at the same rate I was writing). I distributed my script to two friends and we won the war!

We didn't even get in trouble. It was the CS class on writing text to a file so I argued that I was simply applying my knowledge.

I approve! That's pretty awesome.

We (being myself and some other computer savvy friends) always messed with the school systems IT people. We got in one day and wired a wireless microphone receiver into the schools PA (that they use for the morning announcements). When they would do the announcements, we'd add additional comments to whatever they were saying. Last day of school, right after the pledge of allegiance, I cut on my Zune and rickroll'd the school.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 04:37 PM

View PostSO45615, on Oct 22 2009, 01:02 AM, said:

...and in math i would sharpen up my pencils real sharp and toss them up into the ceiling.. at one time i had 6 pencils up there and my teacher kept getting pissed cause she never found out who did it...


In my sophomore year, my friend and I found a 50 pack of eraser-less test taking pencils in a supply closet. We sharpened both sides of the pencils then stuck them ALL to one tile of the drop ceiling above the teacher's desk. The best part was that it was a small school in an old building which had a good 20ft ceiling, so the school had to wait for a volunteer to come with a ladder on the weekend. It was a good 2 days of sharp pencils dropping like icicles onto the teacher's desk. All the boys at the school we're willing and capable of doing it, so we never got punished directly.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 05:13 PM

Sophomore year in high school, our global teacher was always joking about how he hated Skittles, and one day he took them away from a kid because they were Skittles -- not because they were candy. So like two days later our ENTIRE class brought a bag of Skittles to class and we all started eating them at like 9:50. My teacher flipped poo, grabbed the closest bag, whipped them at the wall then stormed out of the room. Still don't know what was up with that, and this was four years ago.

General school shenanigans, junior year was big. My friend got kicked out of his seat in her class and had to sit up front and every day he'd bring a huge cheese/random meat sandwich (the cheese always stank up the room) and he'd eat it, only while she talked though. Lunch was the period after her class.

We never really had big pranks, just causing trouble. Pissing in lockers that people failed to lock was interesting, so was the time a couple kids covered the stairs with butter and some kid slipped and fell and dislocated his shoulder. In Spanish, a few kids and I could never seem to spell "to come" correctly while doing our verbs, that kind of stuff.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 05:22 PM

we turn backpacks inside out. played im on a boat over the pa. played like a boss over the pa. whenever someone is called to the office, we tell a bunch of people that they were called. we have turned the english class around a few time. locked the disciplinarian out of his office. had a school wide viewing of 300 (they were supposed to play a vid on ancient greece oneday, so we swictched the files out. same thing right?). at homecoming me and my fired Pj got the DJ to play a 7 minute long version of sandstorm which created a rave. then mosh pit (dont know how, it just did) wait in the bathroom behind the door and scare unsuspecting people on the crapper.


But my personal favorites are:

Last year in BCA (Business Computer App) we switched the administrator's setting off of the teachers computer and onto mine. i then proceeded to type messages in word for him as he was typing lesson plans. when i typed NEVER BE ALONE he looked around and left the class to see what would happen. Bad move. we proceeded to move all of his files into one folder named haha. we then proceeded to make several hundred folders of haha. when he came back, his background read: i told you so. he shouldnt have been alone...

this year in english, our teacher is OCD BIG TIME. especialy with the purell bottles on the shelf. everyday we re-arrange them turning the nozzle around and moving the bottles. it makes her so mad. and the fact we do it every day is quite comical.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:02 PM

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View PostH3 Proto, on Oct 22 2009, 09:56 PM, said:

Oh yeah. Today we were learning about the Constitution. I said we should've stopped at 12 amendments. Then we'd still have slavery and we wouldn't have women voting. Some girls told my history teacher (lol I'm a Junior). He just laughed.


My history teacher asked if I wanted to hear a funny joke, I said yeah, and he goes "Women's rights!". I burst out laughing along with everyone else in earshot. While all the girls just stood there.





As for my pranks, maybe later. I have school in 7 minutes. I'm not dressed, and not sure the day of the week.


I think we know the same friend.

My eighth grade algebra teacher was completely inept, we took her plastic ruler and slid it into the overhead projector, it melted one of the sides into a nice squiggly. :) She still used that side and insisted that since it was a ruler it was straight. :rolleyes:

In high school thus far, we've:

-arranged all of the chairs for assemblies and stuff on the roof. All 500 of them. :)

-spread a layer of vaseline down a hallway and went bodysurfing.

-one teacher HATES paper scraps on his floor, so someone rented a shredded paper insulation blower and filled his room about two feet deep with paper shreds. :D

-in math class with a SmartBoard, plugging in a wireless mouse and drawing things while the teacher's not at the board.

-someone changed all the desktop backgrounds of the lab computers to various pornographic images, then hid all the keyboards and mice. The lab director had to go through with one mouse and change it back. :dry:

-someone also replaced the president's personal file with a gallery of /b/-ness.

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:09 PM

Senior prank...we put a few cars in the courtyard that was in the middle of the school.
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