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#1 User is offline   Silvrdog 

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Posted 02 June 2008 - 06:06 AM

By Ian Evans
Last updated at 4:33 PM on 28th May 2008

A suspected thief who broke into a lion park was "ripped apart" by up to 10 animals.
The intruder got through three security fences before reaching the main enclosure when he was ferociously attacked by the wild beasts.

Ian Melass at the Lion Park in Johannesburg, South Africa, said: 'It was late yesterday after the park was closed and the rangers were rounding up the lions to be put in their enclosure overnight.

'They noticed one male lion and two female lions sitting on something and under closer inspection they found it was a human body.

'They got them off the body and found the lions had broken his neck, chewed out his abdomen and ripped him apart.

'He didnít stand a chance - there are 10 animals in that pen. I donít know what he was doing in there. He must have known there were lions because there are signs everywhere.

'Weíve had problems with people from informal settlements round here stealing fences. I canít be 100 per cent sure but he was probably trying to steal something or was a small time poacher.'

The police were called but the body had no identification papers.

Mr Melass added: 'I hate to say this but I hope this acts as a deterrent to people thinking of breaking in here. People, including some staff here, forget that these are wild animals and their instinct is to kill.

'This man had no chance and is now dead,' said Mr Melass, who also stated there were no plans to kill any of the animals after the death.

The park, which has been running for 40 years, has 100 lions and is a major tourist attraction in the Johannesburg area.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 06:14 AM

lol, retard. Thats all I have to say about that.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 06:19 AM

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Posted 02 June 2008 - 06:21 AM

I wouldn't put any lions down either. I might feed them a little more though...

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Who flung poo?
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 06:56 AM

I dunno, I reckon the woman who married the Berlin wall clinches it. Now THAT'S some serious retardation for you.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 07:59 AM

Dude, that wall was dead sexy.

I wonder what exactly he was trying to steal... I mean, it's a lion's cage, for cring out loud. Was he like, "I could use a food dish that big for my dog," or maybe "That's a sweet chew toy, I wish I could play with it..." I mean, what's the appeal here?

Maybe it was a mafia hit. "Mombique sleeps with the lions" or some poo like that.

Theft just.... doesn't make sense...
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 09:57 AM

View PostSuicidal Lemming, on Jun 2 2008, 09:56 AM, said:

I dunno, I reckon the woman who married the Berlin wall clinches it. Now THAT'S some serious retardation for you.


She does not even qualify for an honorable mention. Darwin awards can only be handed out postumously (sp?). Honorable mentions are people who did something stupid and have a permanant reminder of their stupidity.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 10:03 AM

Someone dared him to or thats how emo people take care of themselves in Africa.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 10:07 AM

Hahah, what a retard..i dont feel sorry for him in the least..idiots like this shouldent be allowed to reproduce
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 10:56 AM

nice. Very smart. And what do you even take in a lion cage. The most valuable thing in there is the one thing that will rip you apart!

not pleasant.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:20 AM

LOL, why in the world would you sneak into a lions cage, I mean he had to know he was going to be eatin.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:22 AM

View PostMurderDeathKill, on Jun 2 2008, 07:59 AM, said:

Dude, that wall was dead sexy.


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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:37 AM

He mustve been a dedicated Detroit Lions Fan....
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:40 AM

View PostEvil Fingers, on Jun 2 2008, 12:37 PM, said:

He mustve been a dedicated Detroit Lions Fan....


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Posted 02 June 2008 - 12:58 PM

View PostT-Freak, on Jun 2 2008, 10:07 AM, said:

Hahah, what a retard..i dont feel sorry for him in the least..idiots like this shouldent be allowed to reproduce

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