Our fearless leaders stats "Commanding Generals"
Posted 22 May 2007 - 06:27 PM
Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:28 AM
Well I am, can't speak for anyone else though.
Posted 25 May 2007 - 06:53 PM
Posted 25 May 2007 - 06:56 PM
Posted 25 May 2007 - 07:09 PM
Think specops ranks matter? "Hey I'm seargant!" "Oh I'm a LT!" Who cares.
Posted 25 May 2007 - 07:09 PM
I have ran into several people who do not join because someone on their team is a member. They get all the information from the one or two team members that are part of the Brigade.
Posted 27 May 2007 - 05:50 AM
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby PEE SHOOTER, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have never made a brigade page.
Posted 06 June 2007 - 01:52 PM
Posted 06 June 2007 - 07:40 PM
That's the cover page of my resume.
But it demonstrates the fact you can put ANYTHING in your brigade page, regardless of the truth.
(if I made a brigade page, it would be taken the same way even if I told the truth. Which is why I don't have one)
Glad it was enjoyable.
Posted 11 June 2007 - 01:09 PM
However, the Spec Ops people check all this before you get your schwag, so you really don't get anything other than a waste of time.
Also, Pyrate Jim...that was brilliant /applause
We put our glass to the sky and lift up. And live tonight 'cause you can't take it with ya. So raise a pint for the people that aren't with us. And live tonight 'cause you can't take it with ya...
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 10:23 PM
Posted 28 June 2007 - 04:17 AM
First, why bother with a brigade page and a banner saying "check it out" in your sig and then hide it? That proves nothing.
Second, you are fourteen years old. I have paintballs older than you.
It might be interesting to see where they would put me if I made a page.
I quite literally own a museum of paintball gear that I have collected over the past 20 years of playing.
I couldn't even count how many days of play or people eliminated during that time, but over 100 tournaments including the World Cup in '98, and countless scenario games from Vermont to Georgia. There are almost 30 patches from scenario games on my jacket, and not many give out patches. I've generalled 14 of those with a record of 12-2 and had articles published in Paintball Sports and APG.
You want proof?
Setting up the museum last year (it's grown since then)
Put that in your brigade pipe and smoke it.