Special Ops Paintball: Stupid freshman - Special Ops Paintball

Jump to content


  • (8 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Stupid freshman What we upperclassmen go through. Rate Topic: ****- 1 Votes

#1 User is offline   Dunceb4ll 

  • Let's go play with Dynamite!!!
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 312
  • Joined: 10-November 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plainview Texas
  • Brigade Name:Dunceball

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:45 PM

Post your stories of the stupid things you did as a freshman in high school, or stories of what other freshmen did. I'll start.

One kid showed me a bullet in class and asked me if I knew what it was. I told him to not take it out again after I identified what kind of shell it was. I looked at it and it was a 7.62 mm shell (AK-47). The kid says "I don't believe you". So instead of waiting and going to a gun store to see what it was he takes it to our NJROTC instructor and asks him what it was. The teacher says its a 7.62 mm shell and gives the kid ISS for carrying ammunition on school grounds. :(
THE END IS COMING!!!! AND IT WILL BE UNTIL IT GETS HERE!!!!!!
CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP DUNCEB4LL AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
Feedback
0

#2 User is offline   Epic_Fail 

  • The Mad King
  • PipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 200
  • Joined: 23-February 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Blair, Wisconsin
  • Brigade Name:*hug*

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:47 PM

I'm a freshman..
How'd you do that, sexy? - Becc asking me a question.

Aaron: Alcohol sucks balls. / Fen: No, that's what I do. / Me - Fen sucks balls! / Fen - Only yours Epic.
0

#3 User is offline   Flippy the Wonder Bunny 

  • My E-MAN PART is bigger than yours
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,984
  • Joined: 04-December 05
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Abilene, KS

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:50 PM

View Postepic_fail, on Jan 8 2009, 09:47 PM, said:

I'm a freshman..

Pwnt.

Last year(my freshman year) one of the upper classman told a freshman that the Ag classes were at the fair grounds all the way across town. He started his walk down there only to be yelled at by one of the teachers.
0

#4 User is offline   Dunceb4ll 

  • Let's go play with Dynamite!!!
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 312
  • Joined: 10-November 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plainview Texas
  • Brigade Name:Dunceball

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:56 PM

View Postepic_fail, on Jan 8 2009, 09:47 PM, said:

I'm a freshman..

Then you should be an expert at telling these stories.
THE END IS COMING!!!! AND IT WILL BE UNTIL IT GETS HERE!!!!!!
CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP DUNCEB4LL AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
Feedback
0

#5 User is offline   CertifiedPaintballer 

  • Forum Newbie
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,612
  • Joined: 04-June 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Northampton, PA
  • Brigade Name:certified paintballer

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:58 PM

View Postepic_fail, on Jan 8 2009, 10:47 PM, said:

I'm a freshman..

lol...same here.

Most freshman are annoying though...they think they have to do stupid stuff and get in trouble to be cool and to be accepted by the older kids.

"Yo brah, lets go get high in teh bathroom"
0

#6 User is offline   thisissparta 

  • Tonight, We Dine In Heck!!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,230
  • Joined: 22-January 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:SPARTAAA!
  • Brigade Name:thisissparta

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:58 PM

I have a couple. :(

In our cafeteria, we have a large, probably close to 1/2 scale Crucifix with a metal sculpture of Jesus. My freshman year, someone from my class decided to do some pull-ups on Jesus, and snapped his arms off. :nododgy:

And you wonder why we didn't win Class of the Year.

Another was when a super airhead blonde was in Earth Science with me, and the teacher asked "Does anyone know how old the Earth is?" and she immediately stuck her hand up and yelled "Two thousand and six!"

The same person was also caught trying to shoplift a 1L bottle of Vodka by stuffing it down her shirt. Unfortunately for her, she isn't well enough endowed in certain areas to even come close to pulling that one off. Apparently she shoved it neck-first, so the majority of the bottle was sticking out of her collar.

There's some other less than appropriate things that she's done/said as well.

That's all I can think of at the moment.
The Spartan Armory: 98 Custom, Spyder e99 Avant, Tippmann A5, PMI-1, Splatmaster, SL-68 II, Classic Mag, Nel-Spot 007, WGP Sniper II (~95), DM5, SL-68II, Dye Reflex, Sideline Duckslide, Pro-Carbine, Piranha LB, Splatmaster, PG convert, Tippmann Pro-Lite, K-Framed Palmer's Paladin, T8 with TRG and milling work, SA-8, Gargantom, Custom Cocker
Feedback: SO Forum (+13/-0) MCB: (+24/-0) I love Kaesie. Fact: I am a ninja.
0

#7 User is offline   C0N0R 

  • whose the guy who horked our clothes eh?
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,074
  • Joined: 20-August 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:if i told you id have to kill you
  • Brigade Name:Mad Sabre

Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:58 PM

we sell tickets to the pep rallys, sell elevator passes, tell them where the pool is under the gym (there is no pool) and stuff like that to the freshmen.

its free to get to the pep rallies and a student gets several weeks OSS for going in the elevators.


good fun!
SO's own Guitar player/luthier (builder), ask me any questions about guitars or guitar building.
brownie points-15
Gear- Jackson DX10D with OFR, Tremol-no, and concentric pots. Schecter omen 6 with... wait.. wrong forum..
Hope you plan on keeping it, resale on big pickups is dropping faster than your mom's skirt-aqua__scummm
0

#8 User is offline   Iron Eagle 

  • Emotionally Exhausted & Morally Bankrupt
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 345
  • Joined: 27-September 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Chetek, WI
  • Brigade Name:Angry Badger

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:00 PM

I'm a freshman too. Nothing exciting happens at my school.
Ambassador of intelligence, deliverer of logic, mirror to the obvious
0

#9 User is offline   Florentine 

  • Group: Banned
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 6,356
  • Joined: 27-December 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Pennsylvania

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:03 PM

When I was in school, the freshmen were killer. I hated them. They talked all the time, did stupid stuff to other freshmen, tried to act cool by talking to upper classmen, trying to skip school (Which never worked because none of them drove so they got caught walking down the street).
Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo till I google all over your facebook?
Feedback

Becc: "I'm not really a vegetarian, I eat some forms of sausage."
0

#10 User is offline   C0N0R 

  • whose the guy who horked our clothes eh?
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,074
  • Joined: 20-August 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:if i told you id have to kill you
  • Brigade Name:Mad Sabre

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:04 PM

our school in general is awful.

we have had 5 pregnancies this year and most of my grade level is second and third year failers.

there is a actual smoking section where this is usually 5 or 6 kids smoking at lunch outside. it gets reported almost every day but nothing is done about it
SO's own Guitar player/luthier (builder), ask me any questions about guitars or guitar building.
brownie points-15
Gear- Jackson DX10D with OFR, Tremol-no, and concentric pots. Schecter omen 6 with... wait.. wrong forum..
Hope you plan on keeping it, resale on big pickups is dropping faster than your mom's skirt-aqua__scummm
0

#11 User is offline   Epic_Fail 

  • The Mad King
  • PipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 200
  • Joined: 23-February 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Blair, Wisconsin
  • Brigade Name:*hug*

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:05 PM

View PostIron Eagle, on Jan 9 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

I'm a freshman too. Nothing exciting happens at my school.


Same, I think it's just that nothing happens in WI..

View PostC0N0R, on Jan 9 2009, 12:04 AM, said:

our school in general is awful.

we have had 5 pregnancies this year and most of my grade level is second and third year failers.

there is a actual smoking section where this is usually 5 or 6 kids smoking at lunch outside. it gets reported almost every day but nothing is done about it


As in, a designated area for students to smoke?
That's BOINKed up.
How'd you do that, sexy? - Becc asking me a question.

Aaron: Alcohol sucks balls. / Fen: No, that's what I do. / Me - Fen sucks balls! / Fen - Only yours Epic.
0

#12 User is offline   Dunceb4ll 

  • Let's go play with Dynamite!!!
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 312
  • Joined: 10-November 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Plainview Texas
  • Brigade Name:Dunceball

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:09 PM

Here is another good story. My freshman year we had a closed campus during lunch so we were forced to eat in the cafeteria with half of the freshmen class (2 lunch periods). Well some kids at another table started to swing by our table every day and steal food. I was getting PERTURBED off about it so I went home and got some dog food and powdered sugar and mixed it in a bag. I brought it to school and at lunch had everyone at our table leave there stuff in there lunch box until the bag disappeared. 5 minutes after it left I had five very angry kids asking me what was in the bag. I simply said my puppy chow surprise. They left knowing that there was no way they could get me in trouble because they stole my food. They never took anything from us again.
THE END IS COMING!!!! AND IT WILL BE UNTIL IT GETS HERE!!!!!!
CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP DUNCEB4LL AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
Feedback
0

#13 User is offline   SamSquanch 

  • I kissed a girl & I liked it
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 268
  • Joined: 25-July 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Stirling, ON
  • Brigade Name:SamSquanch21

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:11 PM

What is ISS and OSS?

My freshmen year of high school i lit off a package of firecrackers inside a garbage can....didn't go over well with the principal.
0

#14 User is offline   Veritech Squad 

  • Come at me bro.
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 915
  • Joined: 07-December 05
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Everywhere And Nowhere. Also; Tucson, AZ.

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:12 PM

View PostDunceb4ll, on Jan 8 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

Post your stories of the stupid things you did as a freshman in high school, or stories of what other freshmen did. I'll start.

One kid showed me a bullet in class and asked me if I knew what it was. I told him to not take it out again after I identified what kind of shell it was. I looked at it and it was a 7.62 mm shell (AK-47). The kid says "I don't believe you". So instead of waiting and going to a gun store to see what it was he takes it to our NJROTC instructor and asks him what it was. The teacher says its a 7.62 mm shell and gives the kid ISS for carrying ammunition on school grounds. :D

So wait... you just lied?
Wretched is the sound of my voice.

IN MY DROPSHIP ZIGZAGS STAY LIT
0

#15 User is offline   CertifiedPaintballer 

  • Forum Newbie
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,612
  • Joined: 04-June 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Northampton, PA
  • Brigade Name:certified paintballer

Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:12 PM

View PostSamSquanch, on Jan 8 2009, 11:11 PM, said:

What is ISS and OSS?

in school and out of school suspension
0

Share this topic:


  • (8 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users