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#1066 User is offline   grrthetree 

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 06:44 PM

They win you cancer, not money.

I wish I had a pet shark that couldn't eat me.
Might was right when Caesar bled, upon the stones of Rome... Might was right when Ghengis led, his hordes over Danube's foam... Might was right when Rich men fell, and at Thermopylae... It's the gospel of the Ancient world and the gospel of today...

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 06:46 PM

it eats your family and then you kill your self

i wish for my wish to be granted
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Posted 15 August 2007 - 06:49 PM

your wish is granted but you then learn that while drunk you wished for a giant bowl of bull urine.


I wish i had a dime
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Posted 15 August 2007 - 06:54 PM

you get your dime but it is inserted in to your brain instead of your pocket then 4 months later you decide to commit suicide you inject a poison that is suppose to kill you in 5 minutes but you have a strange immunity to it and it will still kill you but it will be so painful that you cant move any thing but your arm and head the pipes back up and you find yourself chin deep in it then you realize that you do want to live you survive by eating it 5 weeks later the phone rings you answer it is a doctor saying that they have a new operation that can bring back your genitals (you lost them in a bull riding accident) but you are in so much pain that you try to answer yes but you have lost the ability to talk the doctor hangs up and tries for 2 weeks the sound drives you insane so you stop eating it then you realize that it had become a vapor and by breathing you are eating you still feel the effects of starvation you try to hold your breath but instead of dieing you just black out over and over again you have horrible brain damage than you get a new lease on life but than your ex girlfriend comes in and kills you because she thought it was the humane thing to do you go to hell and told that you must be raped analy for ever

I wish for a new hat next guy try to make it as violent as possible
i like my new title
ps i reused some of one of my other posts

This post has been edited by gameystar333: 15 August 2007 - 07:11 PM

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 06:56 PM

so what is your wish o great deranged one
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Posted 15 August 2007 - 07:01 PM

you get your hat but the mafia leader has the same hat and make his men take you and tortue , then they release you only to hunt you down and blow your brains out with a shotgun


i wish there was a perfectly innocent sticker on my head right now.

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Removed, too many lines of text with image.
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Posted 15 August 2007 - 07:07 PM

there is but it says chemical dump here and you become the worlds most popullar nuclear waste dump of the 2000s you die slowly and painfully

i wish for a cow

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Posted 15 August 2007 - 09:18 PM

The cow kicks off your jaw. After nearly bleeding to death, you wake up in a hospital. Unfortunately, your jaw is gone, so you are known as the man without a jaw. You only have your top row. Your wife leaves you for another, more handsome man named VS, and he becomes the new daddy for your children. In misery, you put down the cow with 14 shots from a Glock 18. Unfortunately, the fully automatic fire of the G18 is too wild for you to control, and you blow off a finger. Thanks to modern medicine and technology, Doctor Frank-N-Furter replaces your lost finger with a toe. However, while the house is returning to the other dimension, you are inside it.

I wish I had a lava lamp.
Wretched is the sound of my voice.

IN MY DROPSHIP ZIGZAGS STAY LIT
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Posted 15 August 2007 - 09:33 PM

You get a lava lamp, but it suddenly explodes getting lava all over you and it eats your beautiful face off.




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Posted 16 August 2007 - 06:09 AM

You get a futon, it is on fire.

I wish for a mountain.
Might was right when Caesar bled, upon the stones of Rome... Might was right when Ghengis led, his hordes over Danube's foam... Might was right when Rich men fell, and at Thermopylae... It's the gospel of the Ancient world and the gospel of today...

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 11:48 AM

you get your mountai but you are dommedd to roll a rock to the top for ever

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 11:58 AM

you live forever, god sends you to hell after the apocalypse and you are tortured by Satan and his new boyfriend, Saddam Hussein, for all eternity.

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 12:10 PM

you get the money in a suitcase that fell from nowhere, and u end up getting jumped by swat becauseit was all stolen money, and only ur prints are on the suitcase, so they strap u to an electric chair because the money was from a mass murder at a bank, and then they shock u and u esplode!!!!!!

edit: i wish i had a koala bear as a pet..

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 12:17 PM

it claws your eyes out and leaves to go eat some eucalyptus leaves.

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 12:32 PM

its not amazing, and its so bad, that chuck norris makes it disappear, and then brittney spears slaps u in the face because i said so

i wish my koala bear was declawed, and had dull teeth!
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