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I'm NEVER going to Australia!!! ......EVER!!!!!!!111oneone Rate Topic: -----

#31 User is offline   robin92490 

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:56 AM

Holy.. BOINKing... christ....

Australia used to be one of those places on my list of things i want to see before i die.... Thank you for helping me cross that off my list. Im already an arachnophobe. Even the smallest spider sends me running fromt the room. I cant get close enough to kill them. Someone else has to do it. And if i dont see it killed i will walk around all day feeling something tickle my skin and ill flip out..

There was one night i got home around 2 am, and there was a big wolf spider the size of a quarter on my celiing in my room. I woke my little sister up so she could kill it for me. She refused and went back to sleep. I sat on my bed, with the light on, and watched it all night. I couldnt sleep.

When Will came here to visit, i took him to the bridge connecting Canada and Port Huron. Theres a ton of rocks there that the spiders LOOOOOOVE to live in. He picked one up and chased me down the boardwalk with it. I almost killed him.


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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:21 AM

Aussie pride "if you got something poisious we can beat it ... or we want it."

You guys got dangerous crap everywhere: in the woods, in the waters and in the deserts. If you had snow capped mountains you'd have 6 ft venomous Jack Rabbits.


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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:32 AM

Australia is one of those places ive considered living in after college. But im not sure if there is a demand for Mech Engineers there.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:34 AM

View Postmotoguy1251, on Oct 23 2008, 09:32 AM, said:

Australia is one of those places ive considered living in after college. But im not sure if there is a demand for Mech Engineers there.



I don't know about that ... can you build a mouse trap the size of a Crown Victoria?




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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:38 AM

View Postslinkyaroo, on Oct 23 2008, 09:34 AM, said:

View Postmotoguy1251, on Oct 23 2008, 09:32 AM, said:

Australia is one of those places ive considered living in after college. But im not sure if there is a demand for Mech Engineers there.



I don't know about that ... can you build a mouse trap the size of a Crown Victoria?




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Pretty sure i could lol. And a 5 story roach motel too.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 07:09 AM

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I hate spiders..

Arachnophobia FTW?
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 08:32 AM

Maybe the Dingo ate your baby? <<clickly<<

I think captain boot will meet quite a few creatures if i ever go to Australia

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 09:17 AM

View PostLoD, on Oct 23 2008, 02:01 AM, said:

Oh BOINK that poo.


haha those were the exact words out of my mouth :P

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 09:21 AM

View PostSticky Bandit, on Oct 23 2008, 02:48 AM, said:

I hope the bird pulled through. :P


made me lol
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 09:34 AM

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I've known about these things for years, and I've never been to Australia.

I still wouldn't mind visiting, but for reasons outside of this discussion (aka not the wildlife), I wouldn't want to live there.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 09:38 AM

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 09:46 AM

Sweet nips. I've never seen a spider that big.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 11:51 AM

Ever wonder why England started Australia as a penal colony?

Their answer to early parole.....death in every tree, Armageddon behind every bush and flying missiles during mating season.

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I can hear me visiting AusieBloke in his country......


::G'day Mate::....Hey bud....what's that?
::Meh...a little creepy Crawluh::......kinda cute......


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::growl::............Gnrfgnrf....**chomp**..................................... ..........**belch**

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Mad props to Ausies for putting up with all that (and us)............lol.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 12:04 PM

C'mon Druid... a man in a kilt is a man and a half right?
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 12:21 PM

Easy, Aussiebloke- no need to ban me for spider on the barbie jokes, and I WAS joking about hunting any of those critters with guns, just trying to poke fun at your gov'ts confiscation of weapons in that lovely continent. I know you're just kidding, too; wouldn't want to ruin the tourist trade anymore than this thread would :ghillie:

Actually had a great time there last year; has to be one of my favorite places on the planet, AND nothing tried to kill, eat, or maim me... though I did get to see some of the deadly wildlife up close. The outback was truly spectacular, and the people are wonderful. I can't wait to go back.

If you want to read a hilarious book about Australia and all the things that can kill you there, pick up In a Sunburned Country by Bill Bryson. Great book and really funny, love all his stuff.

Oh yeah, those spiders got NOTHING on NY City rats, BTW. :P

Gotta go kill a spider now.... what the... AAAAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH! help meeeeeee.....
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