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#646 User is offline   Cuy'val Dar  

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:32 AM

You now have an attention span. You got all of Aes though. Before you can break his wish, you start working on something vaguely important and continue your work in distracted for years ultimately forgetting about this.


I wish I had a hammer
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 02:43 PM

You have a hammer - embedded in your skull. Ow.

I wish I didn't have to wait a full month for my new computer parts to arrive... :(
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 04:43 AM

*POOF* ....your wish is granted ... it now takes 2 years ... and by the time it shows up, the technology is so antiquated that it is rendered useless...and because it took so long, all of the warranties have expired and you cannot return it for something new.


i wish my time machine was working again
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 01:55 PM

Granted...your machine is fixed, but a future you comes into the past to try and stop you from making a terrible decisions that you haven't made yet but are now being prevented form ever doing and you two engage in a battle spanning the time continuum which tears hole in barriers separating alternate universes causing a multiple reality collision that ultimately destroys the time/universe relatively theories which in the end ultimately prohibits peanut better and chocolate from ever being joined in heavenly candy bliss :)

I wish I had the right to remain silent.
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 05:27 PM

You dont get the truck for free that was parked at the lot you mowed the grass for like you were hoping for, so you bash in the window, jumper out the ignition and steal the truck. the police follow in hot pursuit.. only, the trucks tranny is going out, so you can only drive at about 25mph, and it resembles the OJ Simpson chase ... you also did not prefill it with gas, so after about a mile of the "high speed chase" you run out of gas ... whereupon the cops come down on you with their nightsticks and tazers ...

they tell you, "you have the right to remain silent"


i wish today had a different outcome
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:45 AM

Granted...because I'm posting today and you posted 5 days ago...ergo your day never ended in my world and since I am posting now, your day ended differently.

I wish I wish I had another wish
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:51 PM

Granted. But as you start to make your wish a fly goes down your throat.... followed by every other animal from the song.


I wish it were the end of the month.
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:56 PM

its the end of the month, unfortunately, the end of the month now signals the start of your monthly period, during which time you drip blood from your man parts for 7 days...and are grumpy irritable and moody, your wife decids she doesn'twant to deal with that not ot mention the fact it means sex is off the table for her that week....so you now live alone,and no female will come near you

I wish my room didn't smell like mold.
"I could be your third wheel."
"You know that's not a good thing right?"
"Of course it is, it adds more grip, greater stability"


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 09:10 PM

it dosnet, not it smells like pee...no wait..:)

I wish i had an education beyond 6th grade.
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 09:16 PM

You have an education beyond the 6th grade, but you got your education in prison where you were raped several times a day b inmates, you now have AIDS and are dying faster than you want to...plus you are so emotionally scarred that you want to die

I wish I was 5'6"
"I could be your third wheel."
"You know that's not a good thing right?"
"Of course it is, it adds more grip, greater stability"


"Gives it color he says, it'll look good he says...Filthy liar" (in regards to Puzuma)
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 11:33 AM

You wake up one morning, suddenly 5' 6", but Ka1iBuR comes back from the dead again and turns you into a 5' 6" zombie. :P



I wish I had infinite wishes.

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 07:20 PM

Granted

then the world ends

I wish that Ka1iBuR hadn't wished for infinite wishes.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 01:05 PM

Instead he wishes for another point of singularity to occur on earth, causing another big bang inside the already existing universe. The resulting effects are that everything inside this dimension is atomically disassembled, super accelerated into another dimension, reassembled clumsily and then disassembled again and the cycle restarts. This process is exceptionally painful to any living thing involved and every dimension that is breached is subsequently destroyed as well and joins the cycle. Time is no longer linear and variably relative, therefore there is no aging, death, past or future, there is only living infinitely in the present moment of being separated and rejoined at the atomic level in agony for as long the universes exist.

I wish that I wasn't so tired all the time.

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 06:21 PM

Well if we weren't all in this everlasting continuum of constant death and rebirth through the process of painful reanimation, you wouldn't be so tired all the time.


I wish we would stop thinking of so many ways to destroying ourselves.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:09 PM

We no longer think of any ways to destroy ourselves whatsoever. Consequently, no one sees it coming when that's exactly what we do...
Nuclear winter sucks...

I wish I could time travel (without any side-effects to the fabric of space-time, alternate realities, etc!).
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