Joe gets shot for the first time Joe gets totally shot in the face by his wife!
Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:36 PM
So, we agree to meet at our buddy Carl's house and Joe will get shot. Carl also agreed to get shot, because he wanted to test his new gun (Alpha Black with E-Grip and Cyclone feed). And what better way to test the new gun than letting your wife shoot you in your own backyard?
We go outside and get set up and of course I am filming this. I am narrating as well:
"Ok, here we go. Here are the womens. Hi womens!"
(womens wave, while holding paintball guns)
"Alright, on the count of 3, Joe is going to get shot for the first time and Carl is going to get shot for the...well"
"...God knows how many times Carl has been shot and-"
"OOOOOOHHH! Holy crap! You shot him in the...the FACE! Holy...oh man...oh man...that could not have gone ANY BETTER!"
So yeah, Joe's wife decided to start shooting at Joe mid-narration. The first one went about a foot left and he turned to look. Right when he turned back...BOOM. Right in the chin. He went down, but I think it just shocked him. He was fine after a few minutes. Carl got shot in the thigh by his wife at the same time. Carl barely moved. No big deal
Of course we had to shoot Joe again.
He wanted to see what it felt like point blank, so he put on a chest protector and backed up about 5 feet. We then pulled the trigger as soon as he said he was ready. You couldn't have centered it on his chest better. He took this one like a champ though.
All in all, a great success, and we haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Now of course, the good part, pictures! And before you ask, yes, I really am that big. I'm 6'10 and about 350.
Me, all geared up:
Joe, post face-blasting:
Close up of the carnage:
Joe's chest pad:
Joe's gaping chest wound:
Aaaaand thats it!
Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:06 AM
I'll agree to that, ribs hurt like a mother, same with the back of the leg, I hate getting shot there.
Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:11 PM
As far as the mask, pretty sure its a JT of some sort, I'll try to find out.
it a jt envader