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#1 User is offline   Aegis 

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:53 PM

Bout a month back, I was trying to sell my A5 Broadsword rig. So I thought, I hate to waste bumps. L'ets try and add a quote or two of interest on each wasted post. From there, it somehow morphed into various songs, usually pertaining to broadswords and their markers. Funny how that worked out. Anyway, I decided I'd post em here, for fits and giggles, and in hopes that others would possibly get the meme and make their own.

Broadsword Man
(To the tune of the 1960s 'Spider Man' theme)

Broadsword Man,
Broadsword Man,
Mass Destruction Across the land.
Cross His path,
You'll get owned,
Egripped with different firing modes

Oh yeah, Its the Broadsword man.

In The middle of the fight,
On the scene at the flag,
he'll put the others to flight,
shooting lanes, going agg

Broadsword man,
Broadsword man,
Field regular broadsword man,
Seldom is,he ignored,
Those that do, just get floored,

Oh yeah, here comes the broadsword man.

My Bump

My Bump, My Bump, My lovely Buy/Sell Bump,
I drive other posters crazy,
cuz I bump this post on the daily,
The deal is really nice,
So buy it at this price.
Lapco and Spec Ops'a
JJ and the WAS'a,
Tippmann they be modding,
The Broadsword I be Wearin fly,
Paint I won't be for askin,
8 pods up for the taskin,
Half Case, Its carryin',
They say no, but I keep on Eliminatin'
So the flag I keep on takin,
And no I ain't a wipe'n
And I can keep on makin'
Newbies keep on quakin'.

Broadswords Heart
(To 'Burning Heart', the theme of Rocky)

Two teams collide, Rival factions,
Its a paintball clash, Venting months of frustrations,
Bravely we bunker against all hope, there is so much at stake,
seems our sponsorship's up against the ropes
Does the crowd understand?
Is it Dagger Vs. hammer, or man against man?
Can any player stand alone?

In the Broadsword's Heart, just about to burst,
There's a quest for targets, an unquenchable thirst,
On the biggest field, rising like a spire,
In the Broadsword's Heart, an unmistakable fire, in the broadswords heart

In broadsword's code, there's no surrender,
Though his wallet cries stop, his battle cry is, never!
Deep in their souls, a quiet ember,
knows its you against them,
its the suppressive fire that drives them all,
its a battle of thrills, in the heat of the charge,
its the volume that kills,
Cause quantity has a quality,
All its ownnnnnnnnnn . . . . .

With apologies to Big Tymers, this is to the tune of 'Still Fly

Whats up newbies, Its outta paint yo,

Combat Boots, with the pimped out Broadsword suits,
Ain't got no gear, but I stay sharp,
Can't pay my rent, cuz on my paint its spent,
But thats okay, cause I play tight,
Got a quarter fill of gas, in my Crossfire bag,
But thats all right, Cuz I got the flag,
Got everything, in my parents name,
but I own the field, da dada da . . .

Have you ever seen the air thru lines in the stock?
Turn around and brace it down and let it rip em up.
See the barrel baby is 12 inch cerami, marker a'tippi,
With your rockin playas is where you can find me.
Pushin through the lines with 24s a xball gold,
with our daggers barrel pointin straight to your spot,
Where your defense really failed ya cause our raids are so hot.
Pick the flaggy up, Start the strongside push,
Broadsword hops it up, plays the bps push,
Supa trooper team and we won't be held back,
TV's where we go, boy can you top that?

A5'erTo the tune of 'Survivor' . . .

My A5's on fire, its just really that tight,
Risin up to the challenge of the Ion,
And the, last known survivor runs the tape in the night,
And he's watchin us all through the siiiiiighhhittteees of the A5.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:59 PM

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