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Posted 04 October 2009 - 06:19 PM

Hey guys, this is Aerophyte from NWSA, hope all is well :P Please join us for camping and outstanding scenario play!


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Charles “Damian” Allen & Michael “MRex” Zabkar
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“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun!”

“SoI said a word or two wrong with the Necronomicon chant.. was that really so awful? Must have been, because it seems like nothin’s going right ever since! Wasn’t it bad enough I worked at S-Mart? What’s worse? A Blue light special where 300 tons of behemoth shoppers stampede to Isle 5, trampling over unsuspecting, picture taking tourists who mistakenly stopped in to check out the local wild life or a bunch of medieval deadheads wielding swords that would have fit right in at a Grateful Dead concert only to be mistaken as stage props?” Good Ash thought to himself.

“As far as I figured, I was thrown back to the year thirteen-hundred and ended up with a bunch of primitives telling me I had to find a book to get home. The Necronomicon they called it. An immortal book that couldn’t be destroyed, they said. Go figure. They told me there was a legend of one who ‘fell from the sky’ who would banish evil. Really? They said that guy was me. Yeah, babyI was an honest to goodness, ‘chosen one’, or that’s what they told me. Whatever! All I wanted to do is get back to my own time and away from these primates.” Good Ash thought to himself.

“Clamato Peralta Ni.. Necktie, Norbert, New Kids Ehhh, just some lame words that don’t really mean a thing so what was the harm?” He continued.

“FOCUS!” the Wiseman said as he slapped Good Ash across his overly pronounced cleft chin.

“Sorry, I always get carried away when doing my monologues!” Good Ash exclaimed as he rubbed his now sore chin and put his finger on his trigger.

“How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that? With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but sixty men.” A rag-tag villager spouted.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 68 Caliber, double-troubled Tippmann S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Retails for about a hundred and ninety nine, ninety five. It's got a collapsible stock, sable steel body, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

“Oh, and remember, Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun!”

Just then, Good Ash looked at Bad Ashley across the field and yelled out. “Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!” as he then jumped into his sun bleached yellow hoopty of a vehicle now turned into the ‘Deathcoaster’ a 4 wheeled machine of destruction.

“Ahhh buttercup. Come to daddy!” Bad Ashley said with a gleam in his eyes as Good Ash came barreling across the field carving up the undead into petrified mulch.

“I gotta bone to pick with you, you little goody two shoes. This time, your butt is mine. I’m going to ruin those good looks and when I retrieve the Necronomicon, I’m going to make a puddle out of you and stomp you dry!”

Good Ash pops in a tape in his tape deck to play, “The Legend of Quan D” as an anthem to his mayhem but, just as the anthem began to bellow through the crackled, weather beaten speakers, Good Ash looked up and went, “Uh, oh!”

Just then a huge fireball hit the front side of Good Ash’s Death Coaster sending it flipped over onto its side!

“How you like me now you chisel-chinned freak?” Bad Ashley barked out to her nemesis counterpart. Bad Ashley then looked at his minions, their shambling, tattered forms standing rank after rank awaiting his command“Subjugate my world my Mid-Evil Minions! Bring me the book and bring me the screaming head of that accursed Goodie-Two Shoes Good Ash!”

As Bad Ashley gazes upon her legions, something seems amiss. What? Why are his troops just standing there?

“Uh...sub-yoo-what, ma'am?” One of the Mid-Evil Deadites asked with a puzzled tone.

“Just go kill something you blundering bag-o-bones! And get me The Necronomicon!!

Will Good Ash find the right Necronomicon and speak the chant correctly and get back to his normal life? Or will Bad Ashley find it and unleash her doom and gloom across the land? Who knows. Maybe it would be a good thing to unleash Bad Ashley into S-Mart for the ultimate clearance!

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 07:07 AM

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