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#1 User is offline   Anti Hero 

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:39 PM

http://www.nationalp...html?id=2155193
I live and work in Langley, and apparently there's a serial groin kicker in the town. Some woman is busting balls quite literally.

Upon reading the header of the article, all that came to mind was "Cocknocker" from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but Mark Hamill is too cool, smart and enough of a man to not kick people in the dong. What kind of human being does that though? One dude lost a testicle because of her...i hope that our parents were right with saying "what goes around, comes around" and by that i mean someone punt her so hard she loses an ovary.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:44 PM

Thats just cruel.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 12:48 AM

Once I read that it went into his abdomen, I couldn't go any further...
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 10:16 AM

Thank God I have lightening fast reflexes when it comes to that area. And that I don't live in Canada.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 10:22 AM

I'm glad I didn't pick that place in Brookswood to move to. Still, if I did, I'd start carrying zip-ties on me. If she tried it on me, I'd knock her ass to the ground and bind her hands and turn her ass in. 3 computer zip ties are all you need. One to go around one hand tightly, another for the other hand, and one more to bind those two zip-ties together.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 11:44 AM

ouch .... just ... ouch ..... makes you curl up a little bit just reading it ... makes you wonder just what the heck is wrong with this person ?
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 05:01 PM

Set this women on fire.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 05:42 PM

I think I'm the only person here who thinks the idea of some chick running around kick dudes in the balls is hilarious. I feel for the dudes and all but the mental image is just too funny.

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:05 PM

View PostJerseyPaint, on Nov 1 2009, 07:42 PM, said:

I think I'm the only person here who thinks the idea of some chick running around kick dudes in the balls is hilarious. I feel for the dudes and all but the mental image is just too funny.


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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:08 PM

View PostJerseyPaint, on Nov 1 2009, 07:42 PM, said:

I think I'm the only person here who thinks the idea of some chick running around kick dudes in the balls is hilarious. I feel for the dudes and all but the mental image is just too funny.


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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:28 PM

It's funny... but at the same time, it's not.

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:29 PM

View Postmtaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:28 PM, said:

It's funny... but at the same time, it's not.

This. Just like the people that poo in the elevator here at school. <_<
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:31 PM

View Postghostinthewood, on Nov 1 2009, 09:29 PM, said:

View Postmtaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:28 PM, said:

It's funny... but at the same time, it's not.

This. Just like the people that poo in the elevator here at school. <_<


No, it's completely different. This is funny until you realize the guy literally lost a ball. That's funny until you get in the elevator.

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:37 PM

View Postmtaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:31 PM, said:

View Postghostinthewood, on Nov 1 2009, 09:29 PM, said:

View Postmtaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:28 PM, said:

It's funny... but at the same time, it's not.

This. Just like the people that poo in the elevator here at school. <_<


No, it's completely different. This is funny until you realize the guy literally lost a ball. That's funny until you get in the elevator.

Dude, losing elevator privileges after coming in at midnight or so from work and youre bringing in laundry from the weekend as well as photog stuff is just as bad as losing a ball...
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:40 PM

View Postghostinthewood, on Nov 1 2009, 11:37 PM, said:

Dude, losing elevator privileges after coming in at midnight or so from work and youre bringing in laundry from the weekend as well as photog stuff is just as bad as losing a ball...


And yet, you could've taken off your pants, tied the legs together and had yourself an on the spot duffle bag. Not his fault you aren't resourceful. :P
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